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Chris rock

Chris rock Quotes

Christopher Julius Rock is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and filmmaker. Known for his work in comic film, television and stage, he has received multiple accolades, including three Grammy Awards for best comedy album and four Primetime Emmy Awards as well as a Golden Globe Award nomination.

Born: 7 February 1965

❝ Listen to people that are smarter than you.❞

❝ A man is only as faithful as his options.❞

❝ There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.❞

❝ Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.❞

❝ You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.❞

❝ You can only offend me if you mean something to me.❞

❝ You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.❞

❝ Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.❞

❝ I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity.❞

❝ If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you’re ahead of the game.❞

❝ I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.❞

❝ When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative.❞

❝ Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.❞

❝ You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.❞

❝ Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.❞

❝ Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.❞

❝ Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.❞

❝ With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.❞

❝ Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.❞

❝ I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.❞

❝ Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.❞

❝ The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.❞

❝ Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.❞

❝ Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.❞

❝ No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.❞

❝ Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.❞

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